satanicxsperm818:

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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hahahaha poor raccoon

(Source: precumming, via 9th-wonderr)

ltwaswhatever:

sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical

ltwaswhatever:

sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical

(Source: queue-bee, via p3rf3ctlyimp3rf3ct22)

strangecousinsusanx:

pale-fire:

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

strangecousinsusanx:

pale-fire:

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

(via master-swhored)

jesuschristmarie-theyreminerals:

i’m seeing regular “happy Easter” statuses and zero “happy zombie Jesus day xD” statuses

hallelujah

shutupaubrey:

don’t buy me flowers what am i supposed to do with flowers instead buy me like half a pound of salami 

(via orgasmic-humor)

tishue:

there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life

(via peoplemagazine)

frostlawyer:

have you ever brought up a topic like ableism or misogyny or cissexism around people you love and trust and just seen the boredom and exasperation and ‘here we go again’ in their eyes and suddenly felt a little bit less safe

(via rhydonmyhardon)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via hey-assbuttttt)