bestfunny:

tastefullyoffensive:

[anachevez]

 

cuntakinte:

If you send me a dick pic, I reserve the right to put it in photoshop, improve the quality of the dick and send it back

(via cuntakinte)

cecilyjeanne:


stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

(via chasethegays)

fademaw:

killdiobrando:

okuyasuofficial:

okuyasuofficial:

honey, im homo

welcome back queer

How was your gay?

It was a pain in the ass.

(Source: moriohs, via humpp-dayy)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via humpp-dayy)

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

(Source: cummied, via officialwhitegirls)

theclearlydope:

"I AM GROOT"
Wish AOL chat rooms were still around. 
[via]

theclearlydope:

"I AM GROOT"

Wish AOL chat rooms were still around. 

[via]

When I get a runny nose

whatshouldwecallme:

                         image

(via heart)

hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

(via heart)