HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
(Source: jinglebutts, via gymleacler)
which country has the most birds
thats a language
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey
(Source: hyclropump, via fetch-is-never-gonna-happen)
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
(Source: trippytommo, via hotboyproblems)